Problem of solution

"In this lecture, I will Introduce the problem to you. The problem is no solution exists."
- Post Doctor Chung Ming Ling,
( Lecture on Neuro pathology - Pathophysiology lecture series)

Spoof:
"You better listen to these first few words of my lecture. Because, from this moment on, the rest of the lecture will not make any sense to you."
- Lesser Downie
(Listener - Pathophysiology lecture series)