Pittsburg Venkatachalapathy Temple

Inspiration?
This temple was made famous by Maniratnam and sujata in the movie "Yuva". Siddarth says to Thrisha "I love you....(blah blah)....want to...(blah blah)........we will go to US. have lotsaa kids. Visit Pittsburg Venkatachalapahy Temple....(DONT CARE)....."

Stala purana by:
Myself, RL, Pam and Kesri at Noroanha's house were wondering, "what the hell is the stala purana of this 'Pittsburg temple'?". After reading all the religious texts and what-not, we found out a convincing stala purana for this temple.

Did you Know?
Pittsburg is in the United States of America. But by the divine grace, this pittsburg is related to the B.T.M Layout, Bangalore. Stupified? Want to find out how? God Agni Bagawan has the answer. Oh Curious mind! Read On.

Not so long ago...
After the great war with Ravana, Rama returned to his base camp in Tamil Nadu (Rameswaram). Rama is tired after the war. He wants to drink some panaka made of clear water and sends the great Agni Bagawan to fetch water from the Glaciers of Greenland (Needless to say that Rama was bored of the water from Gangotri). Agni's god-foe Vayu's son is Veer Hanuman. Hanuman is the left hand of Rama. For a long time Agni has been ogling for this coveted position.

Agni wanted to impress Rama and bring the water as soon as possible. He knew that Hanuman too will try to do some shortcut tricks to win Rama's favor. [Infact, Hanuman did succeed in his trick. He brought the waters of Cauveri to Rama and Rama was satisfied with this. This is how River cauveri flows through tamilnadu (well no more :(. Patil, Devegowda and S M Krishna stopped it)]

Agni was speeding towards greenland. Hanuman's Father Vayu wants to stop him from doing so. So he storms Agni. In this storm, a piece of Agni fell in the 10th Cross, B T M layout (near Pongal restaurant), Bangalore. Agni too is a powerful God. He makes haste and escapes from Vayu's attack. His initial plan was to fly over frankfurt-London-Atlantic-and reach Greenland. But because of the Low pressure created by Vayu, he is diverted to USA.

Who said Columbus discovered USA? It was Vayu who discovered USA. He discovered USA 1000 years before Columbus. Otherwise how would have Red indians reached US? Infact Agni "Fathered and Mothered" the Red Indians. Yes, Agni is the father and mother of Red indians. Proof??? Agni is Hot. When something is Hot, it turns red. Now is it clear why and How the red Indians are "Red" and "Indians"?

Agni is a Hermophrodite(both male and female). This is how he was able to produce the Yankees "single handedly" (why Am I laughing???????????). When he was in this cycle of reproduction, a part of fire from the female part of his body, fell in PittsBurg. (The Fire that fell in BTM layout bangalore was from the male part of Agni).

Now isn't it very clear. One God. Fire from this God fell in 2 parts of the Globe. Isn't this enough. The rishis in india build a temple called "Narayana Swamy Temple" in BTM layout Bangalore ("Naran" means Man). The Yankees in Pittsburg build a pentacle shapped building at pittsburg. (According to Dan Brown, Pentacle is a ancient symbol of Pagan religion and represents feminine gender). Later in 1900s or so, an Indian politician called Advani reached this place and found out that this is the place where Agni fell and demolished the ancient pentacle and BUILD THE PITTSBURG VENKATACHALAPATHY TEMPLE. ("Ven" means white and symbolises the feminine gender). Even today the Yankees around the world are a part of a secret society that funds this temple. Recently Britney Spears too visited this temple.

Since Agni was on tour to fetch water for Rama, both the temples were built as Vishmu temples and not as Shiva temples. And yes, Agni brought the water from greenland to South India. But Rama had returned to Ayodya...... [Infact this is related to how the southWest and NorthEast monsoons occur. More on that Later :)]

Couples who havent yet been blessed with children come to BTM narayana swamy temple. According to shastras, if they visit the pittsburg venkatachalapathy temple within 7 days of their visit to Narayanswamy temple, they will be blessed with kids. Such is the power of our Hermophrodite God(dess) Agni.